No1. 1965 Humber Supersnipe
No2 Austin Princess
No 3. Fiat 128 Coupe
For: Legendary Toyota Reliability (even now) Drive it to work. No one else will have one, and they do look good in a slightly ugly stylish way.
Against: It needs a paint, It’s yellow, the bonnet is stuck in the air.
Bottom dweller status: 3/5 Some boy racer interest, moving out of contention?
No5 Volvo 360 GLT
For: Better than an Escort, nicer than a triumph, Well built with quality 70s interior. Good road manners and different.
Against: Slightly ponderous styling, not sexy.
Bottom Dweller Status: 4.5/5 Tasty little number on which a bottom dweller can feed on.
No6 1966 Ford Mustang
Well you only got to step Number 6. Really you can’t be helped, You’re terminal, a lost cause, Give up now. We sound kind and caring but really we don’t give a shit.